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    September 08

    睡在我下铺的姑娘

        大学曾经睡在我下铺的姑娘即将远赴东瀛一年,开启她新的旅程,不禁要缅怀一下我们交集的记忆。
        这姑娘,蒙古族,颧骨高,皮肤黑,眼睛大而且有神,骨架小但该大的地方大,食量大如牛,聪颖个性,人缘好。
        以下是具体诠释:这厮一来我班既是是班花,曾经创造过一个宿舍男生都是追求者的盛况,使男生群体中产生了人民内部矛盾,红颜那叫一个祸水;穿衣服均买S或XS,但每每走出门的时候首先看到的必是胸前的两坨;晚上喊饿的人必是这厮,女生宿舍里晚上十一点熄灯以后扔抱着方便面吃的欢实,连带打饱嗝的只有她;咱学中文十几二十年,写个成段的排比句不足为奇,但鲜少见过用英文写的,这厮就能做到,写排比句跟玩似的,而且合辙押韵,工整无暇,但她没过六级,可见CET考不出真正能力;按道理来说,这厮在学校肯定属于对男生可以呼之即来,挥之即去的女人,但她偏偏个性的偷偷喜欢一个唱歌如张信哲的大鼻子的瘦猴好几年;一般来说男生喜欢的美女必定遭同性嫉妒,形单影只,但这厮人缘超好,男人,女人,双性恋,同性恋都喜欢她,就连情敌最后都成了和她抱头痛哭的好姐们;
          这姑娘,家境富裕(爸爸是XX厂的高官,虽然她打死也不承认),爱好众多,写了一笔好字,毕业后却不屑于让父母帮忙,自己开起了小店,自负盈亏,闲时自学日语成才,几年后一跃成为能用好几十亿收购顶新公司20%股份的大规模日资公司的白领丽人。
          这姑娘,命大,开车遭遇瞬间失去知觉,醒来之后才发现追尾了大卡车,但惟独幸运的是她竟然百年不遇的扣了安全带(雨燕安全性能够高),皮外伤几处,很快痊愈。
         这姑娘,独立,有主见,强势,男朋友无一不服服帖帖,爱的她死去活来,原本身处大好的森林,却在3个月选择了一棵树,闪婚了。
    而且据目击者称,两个人感情甜腻的不得了,HONEY,DARLING,CHOU(臭)HUSBAND是他们每天发短信的抬头。
          这种极品绝世姑娘,下周远去东瀛,她 的那棵树事先向她声明,在东瀛期间只许认识他一个男人,想来也是,这种祸水,万一引起中日两国民族矛盾,后果不堪设想之。
          一年说长不长,说短也不短,想想一年中见不到这厮,还真有点想,撰写此文抢先缅怀一下。
          小林制药,FANCL,KOSE,日货大大地!COOL!

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    mike zhangwrote:
    一会这姑娘,一会这斯,看来是爱恨交加。难得!
    Oct. 16
    alice chenwrote:
    太。。。太夸张了吧。。。我没觉得她是这样的啊
    Sept. 18

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